{"product_id":"92446712","title":"Funny Highland Cow Quote Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:920px;margin:0 auto;padding:20px 15px;background:#fffdfb;color:#312b2b;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:1.65;box-sizing:border-box;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Hero --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:42px 22px;text-align:center;background:linear-gradient(135deg,#171313 0%,#4b2922 52%,#b95d37 100%);border-radius:20px;color:#ffffff;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(54,31,25,0.2);\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:inline-block;margin-bottom:14px;padding:7px 16px;background:#fff2dc;border-radius:999px;color:#833f28;font-size:13px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:1px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003e\n      A Little Sass with Every Sip\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch2 style=\"max-width:760px;margin:0 auto 14px;color:#ffffff;font-size:34px;line-height:1.2;\"\u003e\n      Trendy “Moo Bitch, Get Out the Way” Ceramic Mug\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:700px;margin:0 auto;color:#fff8f4;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      Start the morning with coffee, confidence, and a laugh. This playful Highland cow mug adds bold personality to every coffee break.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Conversion Statement --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:26px 0;padding:21px;background:#fff3e9;border:2px solid #e8b89f;border-radius:16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#8e3f27;font-size:20px;font-weight:800;\"\u003e\n      ☕ Cute cow. Sassy message. Instant mood boost.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Intro --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:36px 0;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 14px;color:#552b22;font-size:27px;\"\u003e\n      Not Your Ordinary Coffee Mug\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:780px;margin:0 auto;color:#625958;font-size:16px;\"\u003e\n      Featuring a colorful Highland cow illustration and a cheeky statement, this ceramic mug is made for anyone who likes their mornings strong, their humor bold, and their drinkware full of personality. Use it for coffee, tea, cocoa, or your favorite warm beverage.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Benefits --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:14px;margin:36px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 250px;padding:22px;background:#fff3ec;border-top:5px solid #b95d37;border-radius:15px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:9px;font-size:29px;\"\u003e🐮\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;margin-bottom:7px;color:#7b3825;font-size:18px;\"\u003e\n        Playful Highland Cow Design\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#655c59;\"\u003e\n        A fun combination of colorful cow artwork, spotted accents, and an unapologetically sassy message.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 250px;padding:22px;background:#f5f3f2;border-top:5px solid #322a29;border-radius:15px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:9px;font-size:29px;\"\u003e↔️\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;margin-bottom:7px;color:#332a29;font-size:18px;\"\u003e\n        Printed on Both Sides\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#655c59;\"\u003e\n        Enjoy the design whether the mug is held in the left or right hand—and let everyone else enjoy it too.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 250px;padding:22px;background:#fff3ec;border-top:5px solid #b95d37;border-radius:15px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:9px;font-size:29px;\"\u003e✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;margin-bottom:7px;color:#7b3825;font-size:18px;\"\u003e\n        Vibrant Printed Finish\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#655c59;\"\u003e\n        Bright, eye-catching artwork adds personality to your kitchen, desk, coffee station, or mug collection.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 250px;padding:22px;background:#f5f3f2;border-top:5px solid #322a29;border-radius:15px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:9px;font-size:29px;\"\u003e💪\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;margin-bottom:7px;color:#332a29;font-size:18px;\"\u003e\n        Everyday Ceramic Construction\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#655c59;\"\u003e\n        Crafted from ceramic for a classic feel that works beautifully for daily drinks at home or the office.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Sizes --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;padding:30px 22px;background:#241d1c;border-radius:19px;color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 9px;text-align:center;color:#ffffff;font-size:27px;\"\u003e\n      Choose Your Perfect Size\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:650px;margin:0 auto 23px;text-align:center;color:#eadfdb;\"\u003e\n      Pick the size that suits your daily coffee routine.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center;gap:15px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 250px;max-width:360px;padding:24px;background:#3c302e;border:1px solid #65504c;border-radius:15px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:5px;font-size:34px;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;color:#ffffff;font-size:25px;\"\u003e11 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;color:#e9d6cf;font-size:16px;\"\u003eApproximately 0.33 L\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin-top:12px;padding:5px 12px;background:#b95d37;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-size:13px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n          Classic Daily Size\n        \u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 250px;max-width:360px;padding:24px;background:#3c302e;border:1px solid #65504c;border-radius:15px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:5px;font-size:34px;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;color:#ffffff;font-size:25px;\"\u003e15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"display:block;margin-top:4px;color:#e9d6cf;font-size:16px;\"\u003eApproximately 0.44 L\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin-top:12px;padding:5px 12px;background:#b95d37;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-size:13px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n          More Room to Sip\n        \u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Product Details --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;padding:29px 22px;background:#fff8f4;border:2px solid #eadbd4;border-radius:18px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;color:#552b22;font-size:27px;\"\u003e\n      Product Details\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:11px;padding:14px 16px;background:#ffffff;border-radius:11px;color:#554d4a;box-shadow:0 3px 10px rgba(80,47,36,0.05);\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color:#a24c30;\"\u003e✓ Premium ceramic mug\u003c\/strong\u003e with a smooth, classic shape\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:11px;padding:14px 16px;background:#ffffff;border-radius:11px;color:#554d4a;box-shadow:0 3px 10px rgba(80,47,36,0.05);\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color:#a24c30;\"\u003e✓ Available in two sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz and 15 oz\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:11px;padding:14px 16px;background:#ffffff;border-radius:11px;color:#554d4a;box-shadow:0 3px 10px rgba(80,47,36,0.05);\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color:#a24c30;\"\u003e✓ Double-sided printing\u003c\/strong\u003e for left- and right-handed use\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:11px;padding:14px 16px;background:#ffffff;border-radius:11px;color:#554d4a;box-shadow:0 3px 10px rgba(80,47,36,0.05);\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color:#a24c30;\"\u003e✓ Microwave safe\u003c\/strong\u003e for convenient reheating\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:11px;padding:14px 16px;background:#ffffff;border-radius:11px;color:#554d4a;box-shadow:0 3px 10px rgba(80,47,36,0.05);\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color:#a24c30;\"\u003e✓ Dishwasher safe\u003c\/strong\u003e for easy everyday cleaning\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;background:#ffffff;border-radius:11px;color:#554d4a;box-shadow:0 3px 10px rgba(80,47,36,0.05);\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color:#a24c30;\"\u003e✓ Vibrant printed design\u003c\/strong\u003e created for lasting everyday enjoyment\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Everyday Use --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;color:#552b22;font-size:27px;\"\u003e\n      Made for More Than Morning Coffee\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center;gap:10px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:11px 17px;background:#b95d37;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eMorning Coffee\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:11px 17px;background:#332a29;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAfternoon Tea\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:11px 17px;background:#b95d37;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eHot Chocolate\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:11px 17px;background:#332a29;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eOffice Breaks\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:11px 17px;background:#b95d37;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eCozy Weekends\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:11px 17px;background:#332a29;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eKitchen Décor\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Gift Section --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;padding:31px 22px;background:linear-gradient(135deg,#fff0f1 0%,#fff7ed 100%);border:1px solid #edcfd0;border-radius:18px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:8px;font-size:36px;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 12px;color:#8e3437;font-size:27px;\"\u003e\n      A Hilarious Gift They’ll Actually Use\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:720px;margin:0 auto 20px;color:#65595a;\"\u003e\n      Perfect for friends, partners, coworkers, family members, Highland cow fans, coffee lovers, and anyone with a bold sense of humor. It’s practical, personal, and guaranteed to become a conversation starter.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center;gap:9px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:8px 14px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #e7c5c6;border-radius:999px;color:#803c3e;font-weight:700;\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:8px 14px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #e7c5c6;border-radius:999px;color:#803c3e;font-weight:700;\"\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:8px 14px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #e7c5c6;border-radius:999px;color:#803c3e;font-weight:700;\"\u003eValentine’s Day\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:8px 14px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #e7c5c6;border-radius:999px;color:#803c3e;font-weight:700;\"\u003eWeddings\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:8px 14px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #e7c5c6;border-radius:999px;color:#803c3e;font-weight:700;\"\u003eCoworker Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"padding:8px 14px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #e7c5c6;border-radius:999px;color:#803c3e;font-weight:700;\"\u003eJust Because\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Easy Care --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:14px;margin:38px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 280px;padding:25px;background:#f1f7fb;border-left:6px solid #4a8aa8;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:7px;font-size:28px;\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;margin-bottom:7px;color:#285e77;font-size:19px;\"\u003e\n        Easy to Clean\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#59666c;\"\u003e\n        Place it in the dishwasher after use for simple, convenient cleanup.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex:1 1 280px;padding:25px;background:#fff5e8;border-left:6px solid #cb8b39;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:7px;font-size:28px;\"\u003e♨️\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cstrong style=\"display:block;margin-bottom:7px;color:#82561f;font-size:19px;\"\u003e\n        Easy to Reheat\n      \u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#665d52;\"\u003e\n        Microwave-safe construction makes warming your favorite drink quick and convenient.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Shatter Guarantee --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;padding:29px 22px;background:#eef8f1;border:2px solid #a8d2b3;border-radius:18px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom:8px;font-size:34px;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 11px;color:#24643a;font-size:26px;\"\u003e\n      Shatter Guarantee\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:700px;margin:0 auto;color:#536259;\"\u003e\n      If your mug arrives damaged, simply contact us with your order details. We’ll be happy to help arrange a replacement or exchange.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- USA Fulfillment --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:30px 0;padding:20px;text-align:center;background:#f4f5f7;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#454a52;font-size:16px;font-weight:700;\"\u003e\n      🇺🇸 Printed in the USA  •  Ships within the USA\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Note --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:28px 0;padding:17px 19px;background:#f7f7f7;border-radius:12px;color:#626262;font-size:13px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong style=\"color:#414141;\"\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e The phrase printed on this mug contains adult language. Actual colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and the printing process. Please confirm your preferred size and mug style before ordering.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Final CTA --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:38px;padding:37px 23px;text-align:center;background:linear-gradient(135deg,#211b1a 0%,#593126 58%,#b95d37 100%);border-radius:20px;color:#ffffff;box-shadow:0 12px 28px rgba(62,34,27,0.23);\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 11px;color:#ffffff;font-size:29px;\"\u003e\n      Sip Boldly. Laugh Loudly.\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width:680px;margin:0 auto 19px;color:#fff5f1;font-size:17px;\"\u003e\n      Add some Highland cow attitude to your morning routine—or surprise someone special with a mug as unforgettable as they are.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:inline-block;padding:13px 23px;background:#fff0d9;border-radius:999px;color:#743a27;font-size:16px;font-weight:800;\"\u003e\n      Two Sizes • Double-Sided Print • Microwave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"QuirkMode","offers":[{"title":"Black handle \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030552703094,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Black-handle-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black handle \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030552735862,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Black-handle-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style1-white \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030552768630,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style1-white-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style1-white \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030552801398,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style1-white-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style1-black \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030552834166,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style1-black-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style1-black \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030552866934,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style1-black-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style2-white \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030552899702,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style2-white-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style2-white \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030552932470,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style2-white-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style3-Green \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030552965238,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style3-Green-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style3-Green \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030552998006,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style3-Green-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style4-black \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030553030774,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style4-black-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style4-black \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030553063542,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-Style4-black-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black handle-1 \/ 11oz","offer_id":44030553096310,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-black-handle-1-11oz","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black handle-1 \/ 15oz","offer_id":44030553129078,"sku":"#Q-260820-JX2-FHCAC-black-handle-1-15oz","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/2809\/3814\/files\/9aebc2f22bf94b4987b6a8f2950499ff_tplv-fhlh96nyum-crop-webp_2048_2048.webp?v=1787193328","url":"https:\/\/quirkmode.com\/products\/92446712","provider":"QuirkMode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}