{"product_id":"44151393","title":"Plastic Gold Autism Card for your wallet - Funny excuse card","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 36px 24px; text-align: center; background: linear-gradient(135deg, #111111 0%, #292929 100%); border: 1px solid #c6a14b; border-radius: 18px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; color: #e4c46f; font-size: 13px; font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: 2px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003e\n      Compact • Durable • Distinctive\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; color: #ffffff; font-size: 30px; line-height: 1.25;\"\u003e\n      Black \u0026amp; Gold Autism Novelty Card\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width: 650px; margin: 0 auto; color: #eeeeee; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n      A wallet-sized novelty card with a bold message and an elegant black-and-gold finish—created as a lighthearted way to express yourself without a lengthy explanation.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 36px 8px 20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; color: #222222; font-size: 23px; line-height: 1.3;\"\u003e\n      A Small Card with a Big Personality\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n      Designed for people who appreciate direct communication and a touch of humor, this distinctive card makes a memorable addition to a wallet or card holder. Its sleek black background and metallic-style gold print create an eye-catching look that stands out.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0; padding: 28px 24px; background-color: #faf7ef; border-left: 5px solid #c6a14b; border-radius: 12px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 17px; color: #222222; font-size: 21px;\"\u003e\n      Product Highlights\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 22px; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 11px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eSturdy PVC construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from durable black PVC plastic for convenient everyday carrying.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 11px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eStriking black-and-gold design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metallic-style gold printing and an ornamental border give the card a polished appearance.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 11px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eWallet-friendly format:\u003c\/strong\u003e Compact sizing makes it easy to keep alongside your other essential cards.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eConversation-starting message:\u003c\/strong\u003e A lighthearted accessory for self-expression, humor, and autism awareness.\n      \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 28px 8px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; color: #222222; font-size: 23px; line-height: 1.3;\"\u003e\n      Easy to Carry Wherever You Go\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n      Slip it into a wallet, purse, card holder, or pocket and keep it close at hand. Its slim, portable design makes it an easy everyday accessory as well as a fun, thoughtful gift for someone who connects with its message.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin: 8px 0 28px; padding: 30px 24px; text-align: center; background-color: #171717; border: 1px solid #c6a14b; border-radius: 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; color: #e4c46f; font-size: 30px;\"\u003e✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; color: #e4c46f; font-size: 23px;\"\u003e\n      A Distinctive Gift\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"max-width: 650px; margin: 0 auto; color: #f1f1f1; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n      A unique choice for birthdays, stocking stuffers, care packages, or a simple “thinking of you” surprise for a friend or family member with a good sense of humor.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 10px; margin-bottom: 28px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; padding: 9px 15px; color: #5e4b1f; background-color: #f8efd5; border: 1px solid #d8bd72; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003eWallet Sized\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; padding: 9px 15px; color: #5e4b1f; background-color: #f8efd5; border: 1px solid #d8bd72; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003eDurable PVC\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; padding: 9px 15px; color: #5e4b1f; background-color: #f8efd5; border: 1px solid #d8bd72; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003eMetallic-Style Print\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan style=\"display: inline-block; padding: 9px 15px; color: #5e4b1f; background-color: #f8efd5; border: 1px solid #d8bd72; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003eNovelty Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 22px 24px; border: 1px dashed #c6a14b; border-radius: 14px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #66562d; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n      \u003cstrong\u003eImportant:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a novelty item intended for personal expression and humor. It is not an official identification card, medical document, diagnostic record, or guarantee of accommodations. Please use it respectfully and seek formal documentation where required.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin: 20px 8px 0; color: #777777; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n    Actual colors and print appearance may vary slightly due to lighting and screen settings.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"QuirkMode","offers":[{"title":"2 Pack","offer_id":43995785789558,"sku":"#Q-260817-JX2-PGACF-2-Pack","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Pack","offer_id":43996984180854,"sku":"#Q-260817-JX2-PGACF-4-Pack","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/2809\/3814\/files\/59501191b5d44406946f7269cdb5d95b_tplv-fhlh96nyum-crop-webp_1013_1013.webp?v=1786936331","url":"https:\/\/quirkmode.com\/products\/44151393","provider":"QuirkMode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}